Normally I put these at my other blog, but since this is Promote Responsible Father Week, and since this is kid-related, I thought I’d put it here.

Everything I Ever Needed To Know I Learned From A Boy Named Orison (Part 2)

  • Why doesn’t mom tell you “Don’t do that” more?
  • And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying, “Gloh oh oh oh ria” It’s like a choir!
  • Obama is the first president I will remember. That’s a big deal.
  • I’m never going to work again!
  • Grandma didn’t really get run over by a reindeer, I still have my Grandma.
  • <<Those toys>> don’t spank that boy. They always give him mercy. Because they don’t have hands.
  • I want to do what I do in my heart.
  • I love everybody in the world.
  • I’ve been cutting my hair!
  • Mommy said to think about good things. Elton John is a good thing. I will think about that.
  • Saul! Saul! Why are you pew-suh-curtin’ me?
  • If I don’t learn, I’m gonna get a worm.
  • <<The CD ‘To Be Like Jesus is >> like real rock’n’roll, cuz it’s so crazy!
  • The baseball players only get dirty when they slide in the dirt, but not when they slide in the green fuzz.
  • I’m going to Kenya. I’m going to see my friend Eli. I’ll be gone for three days.
  • Morrow can’t sin. He doesn’t have anything in his head.
  • Mom, you didn’t ruin the chicken.
  • And on earth peace among those others with whom he is pleased.
  • I flush the toilet every day and I don’t got money!
  • Go rock, Obama
  • Grace means pray.
  • I can’t be quiet. I always talk.
  • <<I want to>> learn about parks <<at pre-school>> ‘cause I don’t know how do people build them.
  • Dad, I love you. May I have some Oreo pie, please?
* Taken from 3 blogs, youtube and twitter.
* As is often the case, part of the fun here is the out-of-context nature of this medium.
* Orison is the Grandson of Pastor Piper, who I here publically thank for noting yesterday’s giveaway.
* Orison is four. He told me so himself last Sunday.
* I did not try to do this, but there just happens to be 24 of them. One more than last time.
* You can see part one here.