Dads (or anyone), are you hosting holiday gatherings sometime in the month of December? Do you have more clutter to remove (prior to guest arrival) than you’d care to admit? Why then, perhaps a sign like one we recently put up might prove helpful – check it out!



SAM_5179Now you’ve got a handy place to put all of your extra items and your guests will be none the wiser!

Here’s the text – which you can easily copy into any word processing software and print out:

Hello Guest – We’re glad you’re – What?

You’re interested in what’s behind this shut door?

Oh, It’s just … you know … it’s a room.

Oh, wait …. Are you thinking that as we cleaned up and decluttered our house for this gathering we put all of the extra stuff in this room? You’re thinking if you opened this door you’d find a big giant mess?

Hahahaha … that’s … really, really funny!

No, no, no, no, no.   No. Why would we do that? We don’t actually have clutter or … really any mess at all on a regular basis. It’s fine. You’d probably be bored if you opened this door. Or envious at the completeness of its non-messy-ness. And I don’t want to be a part of causing you to be envious.

So, how about let’s go look at other parts of the house? Maybe the den? Oh, that’s right, we don’t have a den. Maybe the entryway?